Monday, December 24, 2012

UFO Sighting


We interrupt the current programming to bring you breaking news.

Earlier today, a large fleet of flying craft of unknown origin appeared in the skies over the North Pole.

Everyone is cautioned to remain indoors for the next twenty-four hours while the situation is accessed.  We have been told there isn’t any need for panic.

Wait!  I am getting an update from our reporter in the field.  It appears a red light has been spotted at the leading edge of one of the flying crafts.

Yes, its been confirmed Santa is utilizing multiple sleds this year to complete his deliveries.

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